Why can't I have moments like these?
sexiasiancow: raymon-osis: Listening to music: Some dumb motherfucker starts talking to you: 1 ,.,. w4$$,.,w4LkiNG,.,my<.doGG!!!! 2dae!! And you’re just like: OMG, STFU! lmfaooo the second gif
How to unlock a car with a shoelace.
reasonablesacrifice: Tie a noose-like knot with your lace. Slide it through the small opening of the car door. Tighten the lace loop and pull the lock up. Then receive free car. TUMBLR: TEACHING EVERYDAY PEOPLE HOW TO BREAK INTO CARS SINCE 2007
Turn on: When they pin you down and kiss you.
you know, they say "drunken mind speaks a sober...
Reblog if you don't care if someone is...
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When the person you like starts the convo.
then you’ll act like nothing happened with a plain respond “hey.”
I want a texting buddy
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WALE-The Cloud reblog if ya diggn it :)
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NEW SEX POSITION O_O →
Some people just have that #freshofftheboat look …ya know wat i mean?...
Went to the club. Got the worst dance ever.
Reblog if you love God. Let's get this to...
It all started with a simple photo
thelazymonkey: tiffanydowork: cooperisironman: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH /DEAD HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
A 13 year girl killed herself because she saw a...
Getting Water At Night
tashiaabeelike: Normal people: Me: ^^ i thought i was the only one…!!
how i cross a street.
coolstoryshawdee: I don’t look both ways I just walk When a car comes ( I think to myself , mother fucker you got brakes you hit me i get money) or I die. Not a big deal.